Hummina Huh?

Yet again it has been found that the timeless wonder that is the human condition has led me outside of myself, curiously waiting for the changes that are inevitably coming.

Like watching a tiny little frog try to get across a 6 lane highway in the pouring rain during rush hour. It's not impossible, however, the probability will not increase by staring at the situation.

Have you ever eaten something out of the refrigerator without first checking to see how long it has been there? Also not a good idea. As the temperatures rise outside, I am finding it harder to make excuses to stay out of the heat. I like it, the sweat... and patiently I will sit in the sun and burn the flesh from my bones. All in a call or several calls.... whatever it takes to here the voice that brightens a normally boring day. Yes that is right I have Brad Pitt on speed dial! We talk several times a day. And I am also trapped inside of my guitar for hours on end... just waiting for the sun to rise.

Speed limits are in place for a reason, although I personally don't feel it necessary to pay attention to them. Why limit ourselves? Why should we settle for less than what it is that we truly desire and need in our lives? Again no answer would make sense, except that we shouldn't. Never accept complacency from yourself. Ambition is the drive of success, and we should all be chasing it daily.

A golden retriever that is 2 years old sits down in the road to die... hoping that someone will hit him before they see him.... that makes no sense, yet it is what those of us who do not have ambition seem to do. Why? Maybe because tuna fish doesn't taste as good from the pavement, and we prefer to eat cheese on our broccoli.

Nonsensicality is the purpose of the boardroom within, and it will reconvene Tuesday June 19th at 6:45pm, please do not be late, as we will be discussing the renovations that are going on against the will of the masses.

Should you find my phone please email it back to me... I am lost without it.
Again spread the watermelon on the table then cover it with whipped cream. this will allow the fantasy to find a new level of entertainment. Do not add water after midnight. And never, under any condition, are you to eat the table!

How about the timeless wonder that has become today?
Forgotten yet the topic of today? This presentation has been brought to you by the letter "A" and the number "1" , as they go well together.

Thank you, come again!